Fundies have made claims that Katrina was God’s wrath for everything from gay orgies in New Orleans to abortions. That last declaration was made based on this satellite image where (if you are seriously fucked up on Jesus) you see a dead fetus.

Now Rita is on her way. Bearing down on Texas. Bush country. It’s path has it whacking through Houston and Dallas; Crawford is definitely on the way. Oil refineries are going to go offline.

Fundies love Bush’s administration. Based on what we are saying, I don’t think God feels the same way. He doesn’t want to make love to Bush.

He just wants to fuck him. Fuck him hard by the looks of it.

Don’t believe me? Look at the photo below.

The URL of the image is

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
storm_graphics/AT18/refresh/AL1805S_sm2+gif/085837P_sm.gif.

Note the domain name; it’s the National Hurricane Center, a government body. This is an undistorted picture from the authorities.

Oh yes. God is hard for Bush in a BIG way.

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