My love found this wonderfully amusing article for me:

Britney Spears Confession: Kabbalah Text Difficult

Earlier reports say that Britney Spears is set to deliver her baby in a special pool filled with 1,000 one-liter bottles of specially blessed Kabbalah water. The cost for this was estimated to be over $3,500.

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“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them,” the Sun quoted the dedicated star as telling Elle magazine.

“They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t,” she added.

Yes, it is okay. For if she were to unleash the full power of Kabbalah … oh my God … I just realised … Katrina … it is so obvious …

This is why my girl is my muse. Cause I am already forming a story spark about white thrash gaining massive (gargantuan?) magic powers …