So the mystery of Deep-Throat broke yesterday, and the media had a field day remembering better days. Of course, the fundies can’t have that.

***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***

On Tuesday May 31, 2005, news organizations reacting to a story in the sacrilegious publication Vanity Fair reported the identity of a confidential source used by un-American journalists Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. In attempting to deify the reporters and the source, W. Mark Felt, the mainstream media has given their approval to three men who have achieved nothing, and in the process destroyed the Presidency of the morally upright Richard Milhous Nixon. Men like this, who sought the downfall of this Christian nation, should be in prison rather than taking victory laps on the front page of every major newspaper.

Far more troubling than the announcement of the traitorous confidential source’s name was the reprehensible repetition of the pornographic name, “D**p Thr**t,” as Felt insisted on being called. Had there been any moral leadership at the Washington Post in 1974, this disgusting moniker would never have been authorized. Without such morals, we have been subjected to this sleaze for more than 30 years now.

It was with shock and outrage yesterday that every story about Felt, Woodward, and Bernstein contained this sinful nickname. The continuing lack of rectitude from news editors made it inevitable that this filth would find its way onto the kitchen tables of nearly every American family.

Focus on the Family has filed complaints with the FCC against all broadcast outlets and prepared letters to the editors of all newspapers using this repulsive phrase.

God willing, this will be the last time such abhorrent language appears in the media.

Yours in the name of The Lord,

Reverend James C. Dobson, Ph.D

[Via 1115.org]

Oh, so many things to say.

The first is that this is why fundies need more sex in their lives. They have WAY too much time on their hands if they can do things like this.

Second, I can’t believe their reaction to the words Deep Throat. Filing lawsuits for the offense it caused! The sad part is that the FCC under this administration may support their case. Since Janet’s saggy tits the world hasn’t been the same. But I am actually mostly laughing about this. In the extreme case that they someone get the word Deep Throat banned from being said on air, I will have to write a TV movie where the two words constantly come together. Something like this:

Matt: Looks like its deep into her. Very deep…
Jane[interrupting]: THROAT!!! IT’S IN HER THROAT!!!

And after Deep Throat, what’s next? Lust? Bosom? Jessica’s All-Anal Gangbang Review?

But my final comment on this is a serious one; when did we let the fundies co-opt a basic word like family?

Family.org is a fundie site of the worst kind. Its content implies that the only right kind of family is Christian, and preferably composed of a man and a woman. The problem is not just this site though. Many associations with the word family are simply fronts for the fundie movement. It’s brilliant politics. If you call the group out, they simply say that you are “against families”. <sarcasm>And you MUST be wrong if you families, because hating families means you HATE children, and only unholy monsters hate children.</sarcasm>

We need to take the word “family” back!!! We need groups named the Family Freedom Association and the like, pushing forward an anti-fundie agenda of freedom of speech and choices.