Declaration of War on the Fundies[20050527]

This is a declaration of war.

We have been told we are at war; a war against terrorism. And we are. But that war is a mere battle in the greater conflict we the good people of Western society are a part of.

A War on the Fundies.

Who are the fundies? They are the fundamentalists. Christians, Muslims, or Jews who push their religious beliefs ahead of the people’s freedoms.

Terrorism nicely falls into that category.

So does anti-abortion, preventing stem cell research, or simply stopping two dudes from telling the world they love each other. Or driving a great nation into a fascist Christian theocracy.

Simple rule of thumb: If you are for passing laws that prevent people from doing things that hurt no one but themselves based on nothing but what religion tells you, you are fundie. And probably a red-neck. And most definitely a doss cunt.

If you don’t want those laws, and like freedom, gadgets, scientific advancement, and porn; JOIN ME! For let it be clear; it is the ignorance and stupidity of fundies of all kinds that is the biggest threat to our way of life. Islamic terrorists bomb us back to the 12th century. Zionist settlers do not move for the greater good. Christian lawmakers drag the economy down in hunt of the Rapture. And the ignorant masses who allow it to happen.

Enough. We have to fight for our future.

The Great War begins today. You fundie cunts have been warned.