Lists provided by Strange Horizons of science-fiction and horror stories that are submitted to publishers too often. Damnit, there goes my story of an insane serial killer who stalks a cute girl who turns out to be a serial killer of vampires, but when she begins to have dreams that start to become real she tries to change only to unleash a Nameless Evil having forgotten that vampire serial killers must be evil. But no worries, it turns out that they are all dead anyway.

Links via the always cool BoingBoing.